peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via alice-without-my-wonderland)

..a dream about a boy I don’t know. But he’s amazing. He hugs me and cuddles me and gives me little kisses. He’s never embarrassed to hold my hand and he enjoys when I give him kisses on the back of his neck to say hello. He wrestles with me and makes me genuinely laugh and be happy. We live together in a cute little apartment on the third story. Same apartment every time. He protects me from all that is evil and I’m totally in love.. So where is he in real life?

mycroft-holmes-approves:

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

(via whatokaygoaway)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via holiestshit)

techiejellyfish:

i-will-eviscerate—you:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on

this is beautiful

(via remembertosmileyou)